listen without prejudice

A COUPLE OF JOKES

HOW many music journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifteen - one to change it, one to review it, four to blag their way backstage and drink the band's rider, and nine not to turn up at all.

How many rock intellectuals does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they just let it go dead and then talk about it for the next 20 years.

How many Austrian techno-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fuck you! We refuse to even acknowledge your lightbulb exists!

How many pop stars does it take to change a lightbulb?
A hundred - one to change it, and 99 to say "that should have been me up there".

How many rock managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll have to get back to you on that one.

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